What Team? Haikyuu x Reader - Chapter 1

[DING!]

You groaned loudly and starting searching for your phone, blindly flailing your arms around until you picked it up and looked at the time.

‘05:40’

“Who the hell is texting me at shit in the morning?” you grumbled, squinting your eyes at the brightness of your phone.

[1 new message received]

[To: Sir Douche Lord]
[From: TsunTsun Trash]

[Message received at 05:38]

‘Potato Tomato’


you kept staring at the almost blinding light coming from your phone with a dumbfounded expression that slowly morphed into pure and utter rage.

With a rather animalistic growl you started typing in your reply- well more like slamming you fingers against the screen, but that’s not the point.


[To: TsunTsun Trash]
[From: Sir Douche Lord]

‘Waking up to this shit is pissing me the fuck off!

So fuck you homeboy!’

You waited a bit for a reply but when none came you decided that you might as well go take a shower and get ready early since a certain someone decided to give you his AMAZING version of a good morning text.

Swearing up a storm while lazily wrapping your blanket around your shoulders, you heaved yourself into the bathroom before you could change your mind about being productive.


-Small time-skip-

An hour later, you had showered, made and consumed breakfast, put on your school uniform, and done every other tedious little thing that made up your mornings, albeit a lot slower than normally since you had more than enough time for once.

Now that you felt a bit more refreshed, albeit still tired, you threw yourself onto the couch and fished you phone out of your pocket.

-Sigh-

“still nothing” you threw your phone gently to the other end of the couch.

that dork lord still hadn’t answered, and you were at this point pretty convinced that he had sent you that shitty text and simply went back to sleep, since he knew it would piss you off.

“One of these days I’ll go to his damn school and fucking maul him, break his dumb glasses and punch the stupid smirk off of his face” you declared roared clenching your first dramatically.

Stopping that train of thought you realized that maybe you shouldn’t be yelling this early in the morning, as lucky as you were to have your own place, it would be bad to disturb your neighbors, if you still lived with your parents they would surely have yelled at you about ‘it being too early for you and your loud noises’ so hopefully you hadn’t woken anyone up with your promise of pain and suffering.

-sigh-

Turning on the TV, you decided to watch some random show that seemed decent, since you still had at least -you checked your phone for an answer- 15 minutes until you had to head to the train station.

[DING!]

“Huh?” a bit lost in thought you grabbed for your phone, and brought it to your face.

[1 new message received]

You checked the text and started chuckling as soon as you had read it.

[Message received at 07:02]

[From: Team Mom ( =ↀωↀ= )✧]
[To: Favorite Cat Child]
  

‘Good morning (y/n)-san I hope you’re feeling alright, don’t strain yourself too much, we’re all looking forward to seeing you again! See you at morning practice’

“Ahhh~ Yaku the ever doting mother as usual I see” you mused, while quickly replying, snickering to yourself once or twice.

[From: Favorite Cat Child]

[To: Team Mom ( =ↀωↀ= )✧]

‘Relax Yaku, I’m feline fine~! (^ =˃ᆺ˂)
 But thank you for worrying about me, mother!
 I’m looking forward to seeing the team again and I’m sure you’ve improved a lot ~! (* •̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
 see you there!

You could already imagine his expression and him groaning when he read the cat pun, but in your defense he basically walked right into that one!


Checking the time on your phone again you turned off the TV and decided that you might as well start heading off to the train, patting your pockets you checked that you had everything, wallet? Yep! Keys? Check! Phone? As if you would forget your phone!

Now all you needed was to grab your bag and you would be good to go.

Finally you would get to see your friends again; it truly felt like it had been forever since you had last talked to them face to face.

Slinging your bag over your shoulder, you headed out of your front door, and turned around to lock the door.

“Boo”

you turned around and were met with a seemingly innocent smile, short dark brown hair, forest green eyes and glasses.
In less than two seconds you were smacking the shit out of the perpetrator who had decided to sneak up on you.

“I swear if you keep pulling this crap on me, I will end you” you commented in I gruff voice.

You both stared at each other until a smiled twitched at your face and you pulled the familiar person into a hug.

“Fuuuuuck~ I missed you Noa!” you said crushing said boy.

“What a way to great your older brother” He wheezed out, since you were still squeezing the life out of him.

You released your brother from the hug and replied off handedly.
“Well, that’s what you get for sending that shitty morning text, you butt-trumpet!”

“You know I’m not exactly ‘nice’ to shitheads who disturb my sleep” you added.

He clicked his tongue and ruffled your hair.

“I know, I know~” he sighed, now that he was finally able to breathe properly

“You’re a mean gremlin in the morning” he said with a shit-eating grin

this only earned him a punch to the shoulder and a sassy reply of

“I’m still taller than you though~!”

“ONLY BY 2 INCHES!” he roared

you simply rolled your eyes, grabbed his arm and started dragging him with you to the station, feeling quite pleased with your little jab at his height

“not that I’m displeased with you coming ALL this way to visit me, brother dearest” you said teasingly.

“But shouldn’t you be on your way to school or something?” you questioned, quite surprised that your lazy ass brother had taken the time to not only visit you, but seemingly also take you to school.

“Well, no matter how mean they are, I can’t very well let my cripple of a sibling return to school without me seeing them off, now can I?” he questioned you in return.

“I’m not a fucking cripple Noa!” you retaliated.

He ignored your comment and continued his little rant.

“Besides, who wouldn’t want their loving older brother taking them to school?” he said with a sugary smile.

you couldn’t help but scoff at that, your brother took great pride in reminding you that you were the younger sibling, and that he was, in his own words, ‘the perfect brother, envied by millions’

“You’re such a drama queen bro~!”

You continued on your way towards the train station, not really saying much, just enjoying the early morning sun and your brothers company.

That was until you realized something.

“Hey bro~?” you inquired with a small smirk tugging at your lips.

Your brother hummed a bit too happily in response and waited for you to continue.

“The reason you decided to take me to school wouldn’t be because you wanted to miss out on your duties as manager, now would it~?”

Noa chocked on air, and turned towards you with a twitchy smile.

“W-what? I would never do something l-like that!” he squeaked

“Hmmm~? Really now?” you mused, not really believing him in the slightest.

Your brother nodded frantically, and averted his eyes from your own with an awkward laugh.

“Sooo~ with that said, you wouldn’t mind if I called up mamabird?” you said with a devious smile.
Noa stiffened, and you turned to look at his amusingly tense form, casually stretching your arms behind your back to add to your obviously fake nonchalant attitude.

“it’s been suuuuuuch a long time since I talked to those dorks, and now that you’re here I could inform them on how long it’s going to take before you return~?”

It took less than a second for Noa to attach himself to you, shaking your shoulders while various pleas escaped his mouth.

“DON’T CALL SUGAMAMA! HE’LL KILL ME! I TOLD THE TEAM I HAD TO GO TO AN APOINTMENT PLEASE DON’T RAT ME OUT! I JUST WANTED TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME PRECIOUS YOUNGER SIBLING! WE DON’T SEE EACH OTHER ENOUGH! I’LL EVEN BUY YOU SOME SWEETS! DO YOU WANT SWEETS? CAKE? PASTRIES? ANYTHING?!?” He ranted.

Normally you would have let him continue, but you had places to be, people to see, literally.

You grabbed his shoulder and stopped him from possibly giving you a concussion.

“Bro chill, I was just joking! Although you really ought to have told the team the truth, I’m sure they would’ve let you take the day off if you had just asked…dumbass” 

giving Noa a gentle smile he seemed to calm down enough for you continue.

“How about this…” you mused, while placing a finger against your lips.

“I’ll take the blame and tell the team that it was my idea and that I practically forced you to go to Tokyo and take me to school...”

Noa seemed to smile at this, and inhaled deeply, already ready to thank you and praise you for helping him out.

But before he could even get a word out you added.

“But…”

He stiffened and prepared himself for his own demise, you had never let him go that easily before, so why the hell did he think that this time would be different.

“In exchange for my kind favor, you have to go to the arcade with me next month, and you’re not allowed to whine or cry when I crush you with my skills” you finished with a blank face.

To some people this wouldn’t exactly be punishment, but to be honest, you and your brother got pretty competitive when facing each other in any sort of competition.

Swearing, yelling, insults, crying, whining, throwing objects, all normal parts of any competition between the two of you.
 
And to your luck it just so happens that your brother sucked at any kind of video games.

Noa pondered his options, getting killed by sugamama, or facing the humiliation of getting publicly crushed in game after game by you, and most likely never hearing the end of it.

“Well, what will it be?” you inquired.

“…”

“What? Cat got your tongue?” you snickered.

“…”

still no answer…

“Looks like I’ll have to talk to-“you cut yourself off as soon as you looked at your brothers’ face.

You groaned loudly, there he was, your OLDER brother, crying dramatically in the middle of the street, tears running down his cheeks while he sniveled like a little kid that was just told he couldn’t have his favorite candy.

“Why does he always have to do this” you mumbled more to yourself, than anyone else.

You grabbed his face and dried his tears to your best ability, while cursing your brother and his dramatic ways.

When his tears were reduced to sniffles you grabbed his hand and started dragging him with you once again.

“Just forget about it you big crybaby, I’ll take the blame regardless, but you fucking owe me!”

Noa perked up in an instant and started swinging your intertwined hands while humming a happy tune.
“And you say you have no idea why people think you’re the younger sibling” you scoffed playfully.

Nothing was said after that, everything had calmed down.

At least until your phone suddenly vibrated.

[1 new message received]

[To:  (y/n)-san]
[From: Pudding Prince (´,,•ω•,,)♡]

‘(y/n)-san, didn’t you say you were coming back today?
We waited for your train to come in, but you weren’t on it’

you stopped in you tracks, as Noa almost fell on his ass when he felt the sudden tug on his arm.

Slowly you looked at the time on your phone.


[08:07]


Your train had already left the station quite a while ago.


“…”

“Hey, what’s wrong?” your brother nudged you.

“You…“you started out slowly

“Hmmm….what about me?” Noa smiled childishly.

You felt the rage burning within you and glared coldly at your brother in hope that he would drop dead on the spot.

 “YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARD, YOU MADE ME MISS MY TRAIN YOU FUCKING BAGEL!” you roared at him and started chasing your now frightened brother through the streets.

Screams, swears and insults echoed through the streets, most bystanders keeping their distance while some seemed to find you and your brothers antics humorous.

In the end you threw your, now bruised up, brother on a train back home before you could murder him, and sat down to wait for the next train headed towards your school.

“Well isn’t this a fucking amazing way to start my day?!?!” you grumbled.